Dudes are too scared to go on the fire truck ride (and I cant say I blame them)
- Dudes can’t have the gluten here, or in corn dogs, burger buns, fried ice cream, or those supposedly awesome scones.
Dudes arent anywhere near the "Must Be This Tall" line
But they can have a strawberry sundae (hold the waffle cone)
and celiac disease cant stop anyone from examining every inch of a real live fire truck, and quizzing the fire fighter: "Why is it so big?"